What's your malfunction?

This post might just confirm my spot in hell but I'm going for it............

So today was the annual Christmas Parade around this neck of the woods. We haven't missed it in years. It's a fun tradition that the whole gang looks forward to! It's been fun comparing pictures year to year. Last year there was one new lil guy in the picture (William). Next year there will be another!

Today wasn't the best day for a parade though. The weather......well the weather went over about as well as a fart in church! It was rainy and cold with a little bit of sleet mixed in. We did it any way! All bundled up. And due to the craptastic weather, I didn't bring my good camera and I didn't get the pictures I usually get.

I did get one humdinger of a picture though!

Are you ready Internet?

Here goes..........I just couldn't help but keep looking at this poor woman! She was like a car wreck. You just couldn't stop starring! She was a trashtastic malfunction!Fly down.
Fly open.
Shirt buttoned into pants poking out through fly.
Button of pants about to burst all the way across the street and hit us!
Cigarette in hand.

It was horrible! Just be glad my camera wasn't ready when her daughter (who was about my age) bent down and cracked the world! Not just a little hint of a crack but full on almost ENTIRE crack!

I'm already looking forward to next year's parade!